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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Here comes a batch of the hottest links since St. Andrews Golf Course got buried under lava!!! (Note: St. Andrews Golf Course hasn't been anywhere near lava since roughly 3,847,328,497 BCE.)

  • Starting to wonder which presidential candidate is the one for you? Not certain how best to figure it out? Willing to make a choice based on their midichlorian concentrations? Here you effin' go. This may be the most amusing thing to ever appear on craigslist, which is really saying something.
  • You know how most online multi-player games require ridiculous investments in time? Even Tradewars, the best multi-player ASCII-text game, requires you to monitor your automatic port-pairing/robbing/planet colonization scripts for hours a day. Well, not Travian. So far I've set up my little village, and I just check it every day or so when my population has gotten me more resources, and I build more stuff. I haven't gotten to interact with anyone yet, so it may require a bit more time, but I'd say I've had to actually PLAY the game for about 15 minutes in 2 days. Seems pretty rad, though.
  • If you don't read Overcompensating, you should. Do it. Do it.
  • Are you ready to be terrified? ::shudder::. Remember: these people probably vote.
  • This is simply going to make you feel warm all over.
Enjoy! Or don't! Whatev!

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Anonymous Meliss said...

Going to have nightmares about that "Christian" quotes web site. Scary. Just reinforces that going to church makes you a good Christian as much as standing in a garage makes you a car. Beep beep, mental midgets. Scary shit, Hearn.

7:47 PM  
Blogger Kyle said...

Let me know what server you're playing on for Travian. I might try to hunt you down and, uh, help build your town.

2:33 PM  

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