"'Turn left,' she said, which should have been my first mistake. People who talk in terms of east and north sometimes have trouble with people who see the world in terms of right and left. - James Lileks"

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Here comes a batch of the hottest links since St. Andrews Golf Course got buried under lava!!! (Note: St. Andrews Golf Course hasn't been anywhere near lava since roughly 3,847,328,497 BCE.)

  • Starting to wonder which presidential candidate is the one for you? Not certain how best to figure it out? Willing to make a choice based on their midichlorian concentrations? Here you effin' go. This may be the most amusing thing to ever appear on craigslist, which is really saying something.
  • You know how most online multi-player games require ridiculous investments in time? Even Tradewars, the best multi-player ASCII-text game, requires you to monitor your automatic port-pairing/robbing/planet colonization scripts for hours a day. Well, not Travian. So far I've set up my little village, and I just check it every day or so when my population has gotten me more resources, and I build more stuff. I haven't gotten to interact with anyone yet, so it may require a bit more time, but I'd say I've had to actually PLAY the game for about 15 minutes in 2 days. Seems pretty rad, though.
  • If you don't read Overcompensating, you should. Do it. Do it.
  • Are you ready to be terrified? ::shudder::. Remember: these people probably vote.
  • This is simply going to make you feel warm all over.
Enjoy! Or don't! Whatev!

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Anonymous Meliss said...

Going to have nightmares about that "Christian" quotes web site. Scary. Just reinforces that going to church makes you a good Christian as much as standing in a garage makes you a car. Beep beep, mental midgets. Scary shit, Hearn.

7:47 PM  
Blogger Kyle said...

Let me know what server you're playing on for Travian. I might try to hunt you down and, uh, help build your town.

2:33 PM  

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