I'm going to see John Mayer tonight with my sister, and here's the plan: we're going to sneak backstage, and then Liz will distract the various roadies and Ben Folds (who is apparently there in "support" of John, which I assume means he'll just be cupping his balls during the show, which is nice in that John gets a nice little lift, and Ben Folds has something to do to keep him from actually singing) while I grab John and kiss him full on the mouth, probably with a measure of tongue.
That is my plan. Your thoughts?
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Dude, ok, fair enough, I would probably lay a big one on Mayer. But Ben Folds is an American Hero. Or, at least, better than you give credit for. But it's all theory anyway.
Ummmmm... You never told me that plan. And I certainly don't want your tongue in the way while John and I are making out. GROSS.
Oh, Hearny-one. You have missed the obvious in this one.
The thing we heteros playing homo for the shock value (aka, I'll do anything for money or a spot on YouTube's homepage), is when we full of french some big-time star - they french BACK. And I promise you, you DON'T KNOW where that things been. Really.
That my friend, is why the music fags and Hollywood lezes need to just stay the frak out of Texas.
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