Remember when I said a while ago (yesterday) that I needed to replace my online photography gallery? And I was tired of testing out different freeware/GPL ones because invariably they didn't do exactly what I wanted and did a ton of other things I didn't need? And remember the part where you DOUBTED ME? Okay, just Josh. Still.

Well, after hours (minutes) of careful work (mostly watching TV), I have duly encoded my own jam. Right now it's only got a few things in it, and worse, some of the menu options don't work. You can click "random," but instead of showing you a random photo, it, uh, won't do anything. Same for contact, because while I figure I could just simplify things and put my email address in there, I know better than to give you people my email address. When the internet has my email address, the internet emails me pictures of taints and ads for Cialis. So, um, hells no. Also there's no descriptions yet, just titles and EXIF information.

Anyway: Matt Hearn Photography. It's definitely the most pretentious thing I've ever created, and I have created some pretty pretentious stuff in my day.