"I wanna go out as a Fark link. But hopefully a fark link like 'Beloved entertainer and philanthropist Matt Hearn dies of heart attack at 89 while getting busy with a drunk 19 year old blond sorority sister,' not 'Drunk electrocuted by flying balloon into high voltage lines; poops pants.'" - Matt Hearn

matthearn.com

It burns when I pee. But that's not really your problem, so nevermind.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Don't worry, I'm alive. I got roped into a last minute business trip, one of those deals in which I work about 40 hours in 2 days. Which I did. Got home early Wednesday morning and crashed like Billy Joel's car.

Woo. I need another nap. More later.

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