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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

My buddy Rick and his girl own a coffee shop in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Out front of it, they have a big sign where they can put letters with specials and other information. Usually they just put a funny quote in there; recently they had one that read "COME IN FOR A FRESH CUP OF WHOOPA$$". Anyway, Rick comes to me yesterday and says "Give me something funny to put on our board." This is the result:

I cannot tell a lie: this makes me happy in my pants.

Oh, I can tell a lie: the vacation update will be tomorrow, not today. Ha ha! That picture is funnier anyway.

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Anonymous stringer said...

Totally awesome. I guess that makes no GREEN tea. That's even better!

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Llij said...

Dude, no way. That has got to be a Photoshop job. If that's real, then holy crap, I'm going to Kalamazoo!

6:08 PM  
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