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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Hey great, I look mostly like a chick.

Most of you were already aware of this on some level, but I have proof! I ventured over to MyHeritage.com at my wife's suggestion, uploaded a picture of myself, and said to it, Sir, please tell me which celebrities I look most like!

It responded with 5 chicks, 3 dudes, and 2 little boys. I'm stoked! In order, I look most like:

  • Cameron Bright - 78%
  • Julie Andrews - 64%
  • Andy Kaufman - 61%
  • Neils Bohr - 60%
  • Richard Pryor - 57%
  • Piper Perabo - 55%
  • Christina Ricci - 54%
  • Yoon-Jin Kim - 54%
  • Minnie Driver - 54%
  • Jonathan Taylor Thomas - 53%
That's, in order, a 12-year-old boy, a nearly 70-year-old woman, a dead man, a VERY dead man, a dead black man, various broads, and a child actor who is not aging well. I'm looking forward to when I can go to ShootMeInTheDamnFace.com!

posted by Matt @ 2:14 PM   

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