"That's a great idea, get a robot to sell drugs so you don't have to. That way, when the cops bust your robot, you don't get in trouble, just your robot. Just think, there's so many criminal activities you could automate, like robotic prostitutes. Until now I had thought our future was dark and grim, but how I'm seeing a bright light at the end of the tunnel." - overheard in New York

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It burns when I pee. But that's not really your problem, so nevermind.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Okay, I don't have enough time for a major league update (I'm still working on my little play-by-play of Tuesday's action), but I did have enough time to upload a bunch more pictures of Charles: click here, y'all.

Uploading is painful from the hospital because I'm on 56K dialup; getting 4MB of photos online took like half an hour. It hurts my soul. The lappy detects a wireless network, but I lack the passcode. ARGH.

More later.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Carole S. said...

BOYS ARE FOUND EVERYWHERE

on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around or jumping to....A boy is Truth with dirt on its face, Beauty with a cut on its finger, Wisdom with bubble gum in its hair, and the Hope of the future with a frog in its pocket.
Alan Marshall Beck

Congratulations!! You are in for the best time of your life.

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Michael S said...

No "welcome to the club", or "you've now got the best and hardest job in the world"... dude, the feeling, both emotionally and spiritually of seeing and experiencing the birth of a child....

That, in my humble but wise opinion, the cool thing about all this... seeing a life that's been FULLY dependent and hidden for 10 months to finally enter this world. Even with all the mess - it's just... wow.

Your bro from the South (where my slave?!?)...

10:31 AM  

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