"Greatest Generation Dads. Fought in the Big One, never mentioned it, worked hard, could bench-press a Rottweiler while staring it down, able to fix a car with a wrench and two paper clips. The voice of authority, but not for authority's sake. Disinclined to handle the mushy stuff. Not flummoxed by it, but it's hard to really connect with your kid's tears over a broken 45 rpm record when your baseline for human tragedy is, oh, Anzio." - James Lileks

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Friday, May 26, 2006

Baby's still in there, and really, really, REALLY does not want to come out:

We had one more ultrasound, and then our doctor tried to lose his watch inside my wife, and has informed us that we will be getting induced on Tuesday, if the baby hasn't try to wiggle out sooner. She was dilated all of 1cm, so I'm thinking Tuesday is GO DAY, people. The bag is packed, the iPod loaded with good delivery room jams, the camera has fresh batteries. I would not expect to see anything here before Wednesday, at which time there will be Much To Discuss.

posted by Matt @ 11:40 AM 

2 Comments:

Blogger Mike said...

Good luck man. And remember, anything she says, is right. Don't argue.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Colin P said...

It's Tuesday! Happy Induced Birthday Hearn-baby! (HB) until we get a name...actually forever.

All hail the Hearn Baby. Thaaaaa Hearn Baby, Hearn Baby, Hearn Baby, Hearn Baby, Thaaaaa...you get the point.

1:36 PM  

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