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Friday, July 15, 2005

Caption this, please, in the comments:

(My first suggestion is in the comments.)

Matt said...: Omigod y'all look that chicken has a D on it!; 2:33 PM
Anonymous said...: Geez, Phil, it's bad enough that you and Cluckers wore the same dress as me to the prom...; 4:17 PM
Anonymous said...: Ummm . . .dude . . .why is their mascot eyeing ours like that?; 11:27 PM
Anonymous said...: Take that rope off the chiken, you're choking it!; 9:13 AM
Rick said...: You want us to do what to that chicken?; 10:04 AM
Rob said...: "They can't do that to our pledges...only WE can do that to our pledges!"; 10:57 AM
Anonymous said...: Hearn, you are a strange, strange boy, and I'm glad I'm about as far away for you as humanly possible without actually leaving Earth's atmosphere.; 11:27 AM
imp said...: "Just because my D is smaller than yours doesn't mean I don't know how to use it"; 1:24 PM